Raptor Attack Preparedness Kit: Tactical Bacon
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This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/
It’s Tactical Canned Bacon that stays fresh for 10 years. Keep a can of this in your car and never worry about untimely raptor attack again.
Disclaimer: I’m not being paid to endorse this product… yet.