Lifesaving Tactics: Bacon Dispensers
I was recently walking home through the village park, having just purchased a whistle for my new Orangutan. I’m sure glad I had found your web site recently because, when I realized that a raptor was closing in I knew what to do. I dashed into the public restroom, where I found the typical bacon dispenser (see attached pic) and removed the whistle from the packaging. It was difficult to remain calm, but Blow, Throw, & Go was the only thing on my mind at that incredible moment. My Orangutan was not pleased about receiving a used whistle, however.
– Alan Bruce